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fluff said:

it would be funny if this whole time xko was right under our noses


xkospotter said:

you joke, but I've been tracking xko for over a decade


froggies said:

shouldn't it come to you then? maybe ur not excited about it enough?


xkospotter said:

funny. but srsly xko is my white whale at this point


froggies said:

your SEXY whale?


adoraboo said:

uhhh


sternbird said:

you were warned about posts like this


fluff said:

what happened to my thread



beesneeze said:

I SAW XKO IRL


kingrat said:

deets???


fluff said:

finally another sighting- did you get any pics??


sternbird said:

this better not be another prank


beesneeze said:

it was at the DMV



sternbird said:

.... is this a joke



beesneeze said:

NO IM BEING FR



sternbird said:

...was it getting its license?



beesneeze said:

no?? of course not. it was outside following a weird bird



fluff said:

what kind of bird? did you get any pics??



kingrat said:

deets??



beesneeze said:

of course I got pics... it's always the same with you people


fluff said:

help me settle this. my friend keeps saying "EKX KO" but that's not right at all, is it???


xkospotter said:

someone hasn't heard about roman numerals 🙄


kingrat said:

it's TKO, like TOTAL KNOCKOUT


adoraboo said:

I always thought it was ten-ko,, like the number 10?


kingrat said:

oh yeah, it is. I was just joking


xkospotter said:

Yes. It's "ten koh". Your friend is wrong.


fluff said:

is it supposed to be humanoid or more like an animal?


sternbird said:

both from what I've seen... it's some sort of slimy humanoid puppy thing.


beesneeze said:

it looks like it has rabbit ears tho?


blurk:

those are its antennae - it's eyebrows and antennae form excite points, from what I can tell.


adoraboo said:

how many sets of ears does it have?


kingrat said:

they're.. not really ears, yknow. it's all goo.


beesneeze said:

idk i still think they're rabbit ears..


xkospotter said:

this board is for SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS only!!!!!!! i'm getting real SICK AND TIRED of blocking LOSERS with nothing better to do than spam our boards!!


beesneeze said:

YES. this site is only for LOSERS with nothing better to do than TRACK a slime cryptid


froggies said:

ur just mad cuz ur angy


xkospotter said:

FROGGIES U ARE ON THIN ICE


fluff said:

anyone think blah blah?


blurk said:

I read that xko was some sort of government experiment in florida before it got out?


kingrat said:

makes sense. all sorts of weird and messed up stuff comes from florida


adoraboo said:

hey! I'm from florida...


kingrat said:

noah fence, adoraboo


adoraboo said:

it ok. cant blame it for wanting to leave, either


froggies said:

i've seen it irl. it even approached me. we communicated!


xkospotter said:

did you, really? what happened?


froggies said:

it mostly wanted to play games


fluff said:

that sounds right- what kind of games?


xkospotter said:

really??? tell us everything!


froggies said:

[USER WAS SUSPENDED FOR THIS POST]


xkospotter said:

unfreakingbelievable.


beesneeze said:

what did they say??


xkospotter said:

doesnt matter. another troll.


blurk said:

...but do we know that for sure?




WHAT WE KNOW















XKO was first created in error when a power outage struck an experimental pharmacology lab in Southwest Florida in the early 90`s, when the molecules contained in a vial of Overexcitement were exposed to only 10 Kelvin.
Resulting in a sentient lifeform composed entirely of Concentrated Excitement, Xko was initially proposed to be highly reactive. It was confined for the first 20 years of its development.
Xko had the tendency to freeze when provoked and was later labeled as inactive & unresponsive, but research shows it actually reacted best to cartoons.
Escaping after further development was labeled a waste of the labs resources, Xko spent nearly a decade studying & adapting to human life online & off in a multitude of forms.

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